The Adventure of Mermaid Emi

nokki1:

The most manliest man-off.

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

redbean ice cream: ideal partner
greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you
mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
vanilla: how i found your blog
orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you
green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
orange tea: a secret that i've kept
oolong tea: my first love
strawberry tea: favourite outfit
milk tea: current fashion obsession
bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
strawberry iced tea: your best feature
thehopelessindieblog:

blakegdiamond:

best-of-funny:

occasional-drinker:

ch0anoflagellate:

juggahnaut:

coralblue-number3:

joeywaggoner:

riddlemeroxy:

kiraelric:

ilikethatbandbye:

Reblog if you know where this was from. 

Why are there so few notes?! Dear God. 

EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from

Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.

If you’re over the age of 14 you should know

SO, ONCE AGAIN
THE DAY
IS SAVED
THANKS TO…
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS

one time I was looking at a mapand I find out Townsville is a real place in Australia

it’s in queensland it’s a hole

X

Nostalgia. Nostalgia everywhere <3

I think I just childhooded all over my wall.

thehopelessindieblog:

blakegdiamond:

best-of-funny:

occasional-drinker:

ch0anoflagellate:

juggahnaut:

coralblue-number3:

joeywaggoner:

riddlemeroxy:

kiraelric:

ilikethatbandbye:

Reblog if you know where this was from. 

Why are there so few notes?! Dear God. 

EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from

Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.

If you’re over the age of 14 you should know

SO, ONCE AGAIN

THE DAY

IS SAVED

THANKS TO…

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS

one time I was looking at a map
and I find out Townsville is a real place in Australia

it’s in queensland it’s a hole

X

Nostalgia. Nostalgia everywhere <3

I think I just childhooded all over my wall.

all-four-cheekbones:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:


A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification. article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting. Remember ladies:
 “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

Spread the word, but that advice about detecting two-way mirrors is false.

all-four-cheekbones:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

  • “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
  • A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
  • If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
  • Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
  • You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
  • The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

Spread the word, but that advice about detecting two-way mirrors is false.

The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth following.
You know Terry Naughton? that's so cool

I don’t know him personally, but my dad does. My dad was written in and co stars with him in the zombie apocalypse book series Apocalypse of Enoch by Shane Moore. 

If you are interested in the book you can buy it here: http://zod001.com/e-store/?slug=product_info.php&products_id=30

dersekingdom:

HOLY SHIT I HAVE OVER 1620 FOLLOWERS! Never thought I’d get this far. Just January I got to 1,000. Wow, you guys are fucking awesome, seriously; so here’s my second give away! Now due to low funds, it isn’t huge like most, but fuck it, let’s do it anyway. So here’s what the winner ( or winners ) can choose /get:

  • ANY PAIR(s) OF SOCKS/TIGHTS FROM SOCKDREAMS
  • ONE PAIR(s) OF CONTACTS FROM PINKYPARADISE
  • ONE ( or two ) WIGS 
  • ONE OR TWO PAIRS OF EYELASHES ( price permitting ) 

NOT SHOWN: 20$ WORTH OF BEN NYE MAKEUP OF YOUR CHOICE!

We all fucking love makeup, especially homestuck cosplayers! Aww yiss, free makeup.  So here are my rules, they’re so simple.

CONTEST ENDS: July 5th 2013 MIDNIGHT EST 

RULES, YO: 

  • YOU HAVE TO BE FROM THE US / CANADA / PUERTO RICO 

( but if your country’s shipping is low, let me know! )

  • REBLOG AS MANY TIMES BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE PLEASE, TAG THIS AS ‘GIVEAWAY’ DO NOT PISS YOUR FOLLOWERS OFF, IT ISN’T WORTH SPAMMING THEIR DASHBOARDS. 
  • ONE LIKE ONLY COUNTS,  So hey, like once, reblog whenever you want. 
  • DO NOT, PLEASE, DO NOT, MESSAGE ME ASKING: omfg plz pick me! pleaseee 

No, I will not pick you because you begged me. RANDOM GENERATOR PICKS, NOT I. 

  • You do NOT have to follow me, but hey, it’d be awesome if you were a follower. 
  • KEEP YOUR ASK BOX OPEN, no ask box , no prize. 
  • You don’t have to be part of the homestuck fandom, nor do you have to know who i am. 

Uh, that’s about it. I’m probably going to regret posting this give away. Haha! 

Disney ladies and their special hobby 

miss-clucky:

lawrencetheshark:

phrux:

BEST COSPLAY EVER

that’s Lindsey Stirling. She’s playing around in the costume she wore in the video for her Zelda medley. The fact that tumblr is not more in love with this woman surprises the fuck out of me

she has the awesome music uwu